チキンティッカ至って良いよ。いやサモサ屋いよいよ撤退、かつ移転吉。

ちきんていつかいたつてよいよいやさもさやいよいよてつたいかついてんきち

The chicken tikka is quite good. No, wait—the samosa shop is finally closing, and it's a good omen to relocate.